Wednesday, October 17, 2007

i heart crazy wedding stories

This is literally unbelievable.

Thanks, Jezebel!

Here is a dramatic presentation of bridesmaid #1, the one on the right side of the happy couple. "I should have said no, right? I knew she was crazy but I just kept telling myself that she's been my friend for a long time and its just one day... right? But no, that attention grabbing little snot couldn't just get married, she had to get herself in the Guinness @#$%ing Book of World Records. Maybe if I keep staring at the pavement and zone out for awhile I will wake up in time for the martini bar. Oh, wait, no... she wants to walk some more. Let's go team!"

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